Un tip este oprit pentru vitez\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2212 Domnul poli\u021bist, pot s\u0103 explic!<\/p>\n
\u2212 Nu explici nimic, hai la sec\u021bie!<\/p>\n
\u2212 Domnule, dar este o situa\u021bie\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2212 Nu vreau s\u0103 aud, hai la sec\u021bie!<\/p>\n
Ajung la sec\u021bie, tipul tot \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei zic\u0103 ceva, poli\u021bistul nu \u00eel las\u0103 s\u0103 zic\u0103 nimic.<\/p>\n
\u00cel bag\u0103 \u00eentr-o celul\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2212 Te bag aici p\u00e2n\u0103 vine domnul ofi\u021ber \u0219i atunci vedem ce facem!<\/p>\n
\u2212 Apropo de asta\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2212 B\u0103 taci, nu avem ce discuta!<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 o vreme, vine din nou poli\u021bistul \u0219i \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n
\u2212 Oricum ai noroc, c\u0103 domnu\u2019 ofi\u021ber o s\u0103 vin\u0103 binedispus, e plecat la nunta fiicei.<\/p>\n
\u2212 M\u0103 \u00eendoiesc, eu sunt ginerele!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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