Dup\u0103 30 de ani de c\u0103snicie so\u0163ul g\u0103se\u015fte o valiz\u0103 sub pat, cu 50.000 euro \u015fi 3 cartofi.\u2013 Ce-i asta?<\/p>\n
So\u0163ia:\u2013 Dragul meu, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd te-am \u00een\u015felat am pus c\u00e2te un cartof \u00een valiz\u0103\u2026..\u2013 El: Dar banii?<\/p>\n
\u2013 Ea: C\u00e2nd se aduna un kilogram de cartofi\u2026..\u00eei vindeam.<\/p>\n
Pilot catre turnul de control:\u2013 Comunicati, va rog, ora locala.<\/p>\n
\u2013 Cine intreaba?\u2013 Conteaza?\u2013 Daca esti U.S. Air Force e 1602. Daca esti British Airways e 4:02 PM. Daca esti Lufthansa e 16:02:33, iar daca esti Tarom, e joi.<\/p>\n
O femeie de la \u021bar\u0103 se duce la ginecolog\u2013 Dom\u2019 doctor, am o puzderie de copii, \u0219i cum nasc, cum r\u0103m\u00e2n gravid\u0103 din nou\u2026Ce m\u0103 sf\u0103tui\u021bi s\u0103 fac s\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2013 P\u0103i, cel mai sigur ar fi s\u0103 nu te mai culci cu b\u0103rbatul o perioad\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2013 Am \u00eencercat, dom\u2019 doctor, dar cu at\u00e2\u021bia copii pe cap, toat\u0103 ziua muncesc, iar seara cad rupt\u0103 de oboseal\u0103 \u0219i adorm de cum pun capul pe pern\u0103, iar b\u0103rbatu-miu se strecoar\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l simt de obosit\u0103 ce sunt \u0219i\u2026<\/p>\n
Atunci, dac\u0103 a\u0219a stau lucrurile, te duci \u0219i cumperi un borcan de zece litri, iar seara c\u00e2nd te culci, bagi picioarele \u00een borcan \u0219i ai sc\u0103pat de necaz!<\/p>\n
Femeia nu prea pricepu ce vrea doctorul s\u0103 spun\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Cum \u00een borcan, dom\u2019 doctor?<\/p>\n
\u2013 A\u0219a bine! Te culci cu picioarele \u00een borcan \u0219i ai s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2i gravid\u0103. Metoda este garantat\u0103 100%.Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva luni bune, femeia vine din nou la doctor, \u201ccu burta la gur\u0103\u201d. C\u00e2nd o vede, doctorul o \u00eentreab\u0103 mirat:<\/p>\n
Ai r\u0103mas iar gravid\u0103? Nu se poate! Cum s-a-nt\u00e2mplat? Ai cump\u0103rat un borcan de zece litri, a\u0219a cum \u021bi-am spus, \u00een care s\u0103 bagi picioarele c\u00e2nd te culci?<\/p>\n
La care, femeia zice:\u2013 Am cump\u0103rat, dom\u2019 doctor, dar n-am g\u0103sit borcan de zece litri \u0219i am luat dou\u0103 de cinci\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dup\u0103 30 de ani de c\u0103snicie so\u0163ul g\u0103se\u015fte o valiz\u0103 sub pat, cu 50.000 euro \u015fi 3 cartofi.\u2013 Ce-i asta? So\u0163ia:\u2013 Dragul meu, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd te-am \u00een\u015felat am pus c\u00e2te un cartof \u00een valiz\u0103\u2026..\u2013 El: Dar banii? \u2013 Ea: C\u00e2nd se aduna un kilogram de cartofi\u2026..\u00eei vindeam. Pilot catre turnul de control:\u2013 Comunicati, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":368,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":370,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions\/370"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}