Era o sear\u0103 lini\u0219tit\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, iar eu m\u0103 relaxam pe canapea dup\u0103 o zi lung\u0103 de munc\u0103. Televizorul mergea \u00een surdin\u0103, iar \u00een mintea mea deja \u00eemi f\u0103ceam planuri pentru o noapte de odihn\u0103 binemeritat\u0103. \u00centr-un moment de respiro, u\u0219a dormitorului se deschise brusc \u0219i \u00een prag ap\u0103ru nevast\u0103-mea, \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 \u00eentr-o uniform\u0103 de poli\u021bist\u0103 care \u00eei venea de minune. M\u0103 uitam la ea uimit \u0219i amuzat, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-mi dau seama ce pune la cale.<\/p>\n
Cu un z\u00e2mbet juc\u0103u\u0219 \u0219i o privire hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103, ea se apropie de mine, flutur\u00e2nd c\u0103tu\u0219ele str\u0103lucitoare pe care le avea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Nu am avut timp s\u0103 reac\u021bionez \u00eenainte ca ea s\u0103 declare cu o voce grav\u0103, demn\u0103 de un adev\u0103rat ofi\u021ber de poli\u021bie:<\/p>\n
Domnule, e\u0219ti arestat!<\/p>\n
\u00cencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-mi p\u0103strez calmul, am \u00eentrebat-o cu un z\u00e2mbet \u0219treng\u0103resc: \u2013 De ce?<\/p>\n
Nevasta mea, juc\u00e2ndu-\u0219i rolul cu toat\u0103 seriozitatea, r\u0103spunse: \u2013 Am auzit c\u0103 sunte\u021bi foarte bun la pat!<\/p>\n
Scena era at\u00e2t de absurd\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t nu m-am putut ab\u021bine s\u0103 nu r\u00e2d. M-am l\u0103sat prins \u00een jocul ei, hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 v\u0103d p\u00e2n\u0103 unde va duce aceast\u0103 fars\u0103. Ea m\u0103 \u00eempinse u\u0219or spre dormitor, unde luminile erau deja setate pentru a crea o atmosfer\u0103 romantic\u0103. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, urma s\u0103 am parte de o noapte memorabil\u0103.<\/p>\n
Totu\u0219i, se pare c\u0103 soarta avea alte planuri pentru noi. Dup\u0103 doar trei minute, realitatea ne-a lovit pe am\u00e2ndoi. Ne-am privit \u00een ochi \u0219i am izbucnit \u00een r\u00e2s, con\u0219tien\u021bi de absurdul situa\u021biei. Nevasta mea, \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een rol, dar cu un z\u00e2mbet larg pe fa\u021b\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i scutur\u0103 capul \u0219i spuse:<\/p>\n
\u2013 Din lips\u0103 de probe, acuza\u021bia a fost retras\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n
Am c\u0103zut am\u00e2ndoi pe pat, r\u00e2z\u00e2nd \u00een hohote. Farsa ei, de\u0219i scurt\u0103, reu\u0219ise s\u0103 ne aduc\u0103 o doz\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 de amuzament \u0219i s\u0103 ne aminteasc\u0103 de importan\u021ba jocului \u0219i a umorului \u00een rela\u021bia noastr\u0103. Ne-am petrecut restul serii discut\u00e2nd \u0219i glumind, savur\u00e2nd momentul \u0219i bucur\u00e2ndu-ne de compania celuilalt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Era o sear\u0103 lini\u0219tit\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, iar eu m\u0103 relaxam pe canapea dup\u0103 o zi lung\u0103 de munc\u0103. Televizorul mergea \u00een surdin\u0103, iar \u00een mintea mea deja \u00eemi f\u0103ceam planuri pentru o noapte de odihn\u0103 binemeritat\u0103. \u00centr-un moment de respiro, u\u0219a dormitorului se deschise brusc \u0219i \u00een prag ap\u0103ru nevast\u0103-mea, \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 \u00eentr-o uniform\u0103 de poli\u021bist\u0103 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":609,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=610"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":611,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610\/revisions\/611"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dobrezrodla.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}